My Life

today i collected four new ekittens, business is booming. soon i’ll have enough to start a guild or maybe a small cult. being a eboy is hard work but someone’s gotta do it eventually.

someone replied to my message too fast so i waited 3 minutes before answering just to seem emotionally balanced. little do they know i’ve had notifications on since 10am.

tried to gaslight my way into becoming a mod today. told them i’ve basically been moderating with my vibes alone. someone brought up that time i got muted for spamming meow in vc. rude, but fair. they didn’t give me mod, but they gave me a custom role: “emotional support eboy.” honestly? kind of a win.

spent 40 minutes today trying to pick a new pfp. went through 12 anime boys, 3 blurry mirror selfies, and one cursed frog image. ended up choosing a pic that is literally the basic discord pfp. people said it was “on brand.” they’re not wrong.

joined a server just to lurk and steal aesthetic ideas. 2 hours later i’m trauma dumping in general chat and being called “so real for that.” discord is a dangerous place.

i said “brb” two days ago and never came back. when i finally logged in, someone messaged me “you okay?” and i said “yeah just been playing valorant” they replied “i'm not surprised nor mad anymore” i’m not even sure what that means but i think i’ve accidentally built a brand.

tried to be funny in the group chat, got one “lmao” and then silence. re-read my message 12 times. thought about deleting it. decided to pretend i was being ironic. i wasn’t.